Zucchini

BradHey!
Is that a zucchini in your plants
Or are they just happy to see me?


Bob

David

Wizard's Knee

Bob
David

Brad

Wizard! Oh Wizard!
Why oh why
Do you not just ZAP
Your wizard knees straight?

"Because my clients look at me
With such pity
That they'll then pay
Double my rate!"

Shell-less

David
Brad

When your birds are laying shell-less eggs
Grab as many diapers as you can
When it's time for breakfast
Just unpin 'em right over the frying pan!


Bob

Ghost Chair

Brad

Ghost Chair had loads of hair!
Even a bunch...
"DOWN THERE!"


Bob

David