Use The Name "Henry" And The Word "Guitar"

David

Brad

Henry has never even seen a guitar.
We thought we'd have some fun by giving
him a pick to see what he thought it should be used for.
I don't think we should tell him about the guitar!

Bob

Text Must Begin With: "Ol' Flappy McGee Had Another Disguise..."

BradOl' Flappy McGee had another disguise

You could just about see his mouth and his eyes
"Land on my face little birds and have a good rest.
Aren't I, indeed, the most beautiful nest?"


Bob

David

Flowers Smell

David

Brad

The Nosemobile rolls right along
Sniffin' for love and snortin' a song
Flower's smell gets the snore engine going
The sticky boogers growing
And the slimy snot flowing


Bob

Flag

BradLet me give you a little tip:
It's time to run
When your flag starts to drip

Bob


David

Pig's Dish (Use Something Organic From The Yard In The Drawing)

Bob

David

Brad

We know our fate Farmer Swine

So we have but one wish

Please keep piping in the movies

With the sacred pig's dish

The Beatles (To Be Drawn With Two Pens In The Hand At The Same Time)

David

Brad

When my friend Eric was a little boy
He thought The Beatles were Jewish


Bob

Picasso's ________ (Fill In The Blank)

BradPicasso's wings were small, wet and sticky
And certainly unsuitable for flight
That's why he chose a life of art
To get him closer to the light


Bob

David

Factory (To Be Drawn With The Non-Dominant Hand)

Bob
David

Brad

I saw a documentary
And they interviewed a woman
Working in a bomb factory
Who said,
"Well...I'd rather be making toys."

Words

David

Brad

Birds Of Words


Bob

Zucchini

BradHey!
Is that a zucchini in your plants
Or are they just happy to see me?


Bob

David

Wizard's Knee

Bob
David

Brad

Wizard! Oh Wizard!
Why oh why
Do you not just ZAP
Your wizard knees straight?

"Because my clients look at me
With such pity
That they'll then pay
Double my rate!"

Shell-less

David
Brad

When your birds are laying shell-less eggs
Grab as many diapers as you can
When it's time for breakfast
Just unpin 'em right over the frying pan!


Bob

Ghost Chair

Brad

Ghost Chair had loads of hair!
Even a bunch...
"DOWN THERE!"


Bob

David

Three words to be used anywhere in the poem: "Unicorn", "Tornado" and "Bagel"

Bob
David

Brad

Poor unicorn
With no horn
No more Bagel-Ring-Toss game

You spun around with the town
When that tornado touched down
And with a CRASH...
You lost your unicorn aim

Birth

Dave

Brad

One more push

And Baby Flower will be out!
One more push
And we'll have a little sprout!

Bob

Pretzel

Brad

As the naked pretzel sips on the frosty chocolate malt
We'll sneak up from behind and start throwing on the salt

Bob

David

"Robes"

Bob

David

Brad

My old lady is HOT
But when she wears that blue terrycloth robe...
She's NOT!